when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!
When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word
"wait i can explain"
"My grandparents are black"
"I have a black cousin"
"My car is black"
"Orange is the new black"
When you follow someone because they’re cute and then they turn out to be really annoying
when u finish ur assignments before 8 p.m.